"long suffering Mets fan"

(Source: dylasnobrien, via fanciful-musing)

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

(via fanciful-musing)

love-phd:

He’s getting it, and he knows it

love-phd:

He’s getting it, and he knows it

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via onceuponarandomfandom)

shadesofsky:

senorakitty:

*standing ovation*

Me, at Pride yesterday

(via onceuponarandomfandom)

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(Source: fymodernfamily, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

(via timelordemort)