asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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summvr:

when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so

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drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

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vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee

think about that

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deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

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